I walked to the barn the other day and
saw a hawk flying away from where the chickens were out pecking and
clucking. I looked around for carcasses and then tried to count,
hoping I would get the 52 we started with. I got 51 on the first
count and 53 on the second. As I walked back, I noticed a white spot
on the neighbour's lawn...it's a bird...it's a....gigantic mushroom
on closer inspection.
There is a lot of non-news to report
each day, and there are many things that could happen: trees falling
in the wrong places and on the wrong things, equipment like axes
slipping out from hands and landing on limbs, hunting accidents...
It is duck hunting season and will soon
be deer hunting season. The rule is, if a hunter wants to hunt on
another person's property, he or she requires written consent. Of
course, ricocheting bullets don't respect property lines. There are
a lot of not-so distant bangs all around at dusk and I have been
advised to wear bright orange if I'm in the woods at that time of
day.
A friend told us a story of a woman who
lived in our county, who was a bit surly and not the most gregarious
neighbour. She was out gardening one evening when a neighbour came by to kindly encourage her to wear a vest. “Well,
there is no hunting on this property” she responded with a huff.
The neighbour responded, with the best intention, “You might want
to be careful though...” because she had lovely white hair put up
in a pony tail, and her head might be mistaken for a doe's behind.
We are in hunting country, where some
families get their year's protein supply from the deer they shoot.
Some of them prepare the deer themselves, which involves real skill.
The whole meat-eating population relies on there being people out
there who can properly carve up and portion out an animal, yet there
aren't many people around who can still butcher a cow down to steaks:
abattoirs are few and far between and for farmers at least, the
danger with many is that you don't know that you will get back what
you brought in.
Apart from butchery, there are other
skills that are slowly being lost or degraded. I tried to find a
mycological society in this region, but it looks like there are not a
lot of avid mushroom hunters. It used to be (at least in Europe, so
I've heard) that you could bring a mushroom to a pharmacist and they
could identify it. But in North America, mushrooms have always been
fringy.
Today, as I searched the fields and
woods for one of the layer hens, after seeing the dog
terrorizing them and scattering them about, I looked closely through
each bit of grass, expecting that I would find a carcass. In my
focus, I came upon a big, fresh, gilled white mushroom, alone and
surrounded by tall grasses (the chicken, by the way, eventually came
back out of the woods and all are still alive). The mushroom smells
edible, it looks edible, and I have to keep talking my way out of
frying it up, the same way my dog has to talk herself out of killing
the chickens. I am working on identifying the type and if I can find
solid backing in the description and spore print that it is a safe
one, I will be pleased. This is the kind of hunting I would prefer to pursue.